'I snapped in a very petty way': Mother-in-law moves in and keeps wife up all night with her nosiness, wife gets revenge by scaring MIL in the middle of the night in costumes

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  • "AITA for waking my MIL up in scary costumes because she keeps me up at night?"

    So my MIL has been staying with us until the end of the month because she's "between leases." My husband offered her our guest room, and I tried to be gracious about it... but I'm running on fumes and I snapped in a very petty way.
  • For context: I work from home as a nail tech. I officially start seeing clients around 8:30 AM, but I get up at 5 AM. Between prep, sanitizing, and setting up my workstation, I need that quiet morning time.
  • It makes really good money, and it works out well because my husband is a surgeon and his hours are all over the place. We balance each other.
  • But that balance has been absolutely shredded since MIL moved in. She keeps me up constantly with her: 1. Nighttime nonsense. She'll knock on our bedroom door at 11:30 or midnight because she "just remembered something" or thinks she heard a noise outside.
  • She'll put the TV on full blast in the living room directly below us because she "can't sleep without sound." She microwaves snacks at 1 AM. Basically, I never get a full night's rest.
  • 2. Nosiness. She critiques everything in the fridge, rearranges my kitchen cabinets, and makes backhanded comments like, "Oh, you do nails from home? Isn't that just a hobby?"
  • 3. Bathroom hog. I've been late for clients because she sits in our only upstairs bathroom for nearly an hour every morning, scrolling on her phone with the door locked.
  • 4. Condescending commentary. She tells me I shouldn't drink so much coffee, suggests I should "dress up more for my clients," and acts like I'm 15 years old instead of a grown adult running my own successful business.
  • After about two weeks of this, I was sleep- deprived to the point of tears. My husband never noticed because he can sleep through anything (surgeon privilege, I guess). So... I snapped.
  • The first time, I decided if she was going to keep me awake at random times, I was going to wake her up at random times. But not just wake her up. Make it memorable.
  • I'm not just a nail tech-I'm also one h I of a makeup artist (not to toot my own horn, but my Halloween looks are infamous among my friends and kids).
  • So the next morning after she kept me up until 1 AM, I put on my old creepy clown costume. Full prosthetic makeup, shadowy eye sockets, painted grin, rainbow wig.
  • At 6:30 AM, I leaned over her bed and whispered, "Good morning" in the darkest voice I could muster. She screamed.
  • Another night, she woke me up at 12:15 because she "smelled gas." (Spoiler: she had left the oven on herself.) So the following morning I wore my inflatable T-rex suit, painted shadows on the mask thingy to make it scarier, and stomped into her room in the dark.
  • She nearly fell out of bed. Then came the grizzly bear. I painted myself up to look wild, added shadows under my eyes, and crouched on all fours right next to her face at 5:45 AM.
  • A low growl woke her. I've done this three or four times now, at random intervals-because she keeps me up at random times.
  • Funny enough, since I started this, I've actually slept better. I think it's partly catharsis and partly because she's been quieter at night, maybe out of fear that I'll repay her in kind.
  • for And yeah I'll admit it, I'm probably a b scaring an old woman like this. But when you're bone-tired, petty, and done with someone treating your home like a playground, you stop caring about being nice.
  • The problem? She told my husband. He had no idea this was happening, and when he found out, he absolutely lit into me. He said I was being "cruel," "unstable," and "harassing" his mother.
  • I told him I was just meeting her energy with the same level of disruption she was giving me. He argued that I should have told him and he would've handled it, but he's never awake to see what she does.
  • Now he's saying I need to apologize to her. I feel like she should apologize to me for wrecking my peace, my sleep, and my sanity in my own house.
  • So, AITA and who should apologize to who? (I'm provably going to end up apologizing because I feel bad. I just need second opinions.)
  • Edit to the post that I forgot to mention: did try talking to her like a normal adult before this. I asked her if she could please keep the TV volume lower at night and not knock on our door so late.
  • Her response? She literally turned the TV on right then, cranked it up, and told me she "can't hear well." My husband insists on his stupid movie theater speakers for his action movies, so it was LOUD LOUD.
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